The Libs Who Stole Freedom
‘Twas the night before New Year and throughout the lan’
The nation’d discovered what’d become of “the man”
He’d dithered and postured and thought it all through
While our brave military the muslims they slew
He’d undermined our constitutional law
And nationalized every company he saw
The oath that he’d taken to protect and defend
The liberals thought that the year’d been tres bien
Economically speaking it’d been a depression
And congress had screwed every citizen this session
Junk legislation that had curbed all our freedom
Was offset by taxes, said the liberals, “We need ‘em”
And, too we can all kiss our healthcare goodbye
But Harry and Nancy and ‘Bama are sly
While they spent all our childrens’ futures with pork
The Tea parties stuck their balloon with a fork
So off to Hawaii pres Obama he flew
While the panty bomber used his shorts, not his shoe
To give us another” isolated incident”
But this one and others had not set a precedent
While this great nation teeters on the abyss
The commander-in-chief doth the people he dis
We’re citizens, not subjects we tell our great leader
But it doesn’t phase him, with peace prize is his ceder
And to us “the one” spoke as he flew out of sight
To Copenhagen or Oslo or Hawaii tonight
Happy New Year to all
It’ll turn out all right
