The Obama administrations believes that the way to get
terrorists to stop be-heading and burning people is to find them jobs. So, in an effort to get jobs for these
unfortunate and deserving “folks”, as Obama loves to call them, I’d like to
help the White House with their PR task in this regard. Maybe they could use one of these ads in
order to attract the targeted murderers:
HELP WANTED – TERRORIST
NON-TERRORISTS NEED NOT APPLY
SEND ME YOUR TIRED, YOUR
TERRORISTS
BEHEADING EXPERIENCE REQUIRED, BARBEQUE
EXPERIENCE PREFERRED
To help our president we all must assist getting
America back to full employment (in addition to the five million illegal work
permits Obama has issued under the table to illegal aliens, so a few hundred-thousand
additional terrorists on the national payroll couldn’t hurt). Perhaps if some of the domestic work force
currently unemployed under Obama’s dictatorial, unconstitutional rule, would
begin beheading Christians, Obama could find them jobs, too. But all patriotic, working, tax-paying
citizens are treated like the real enemy by Obama: they are mocked, called bigots,
haters, selfish and are taxed nearly to death.
So it’s eye-opening to see what Obama’s attitude is toward those who
voted for him and the tax-payers who provide him with a 747 with which he can
golf constantly.
So let’s all get behind our young president and help
him get full employment for ISIS terrorists.
But maybe if Obama hadn’t withdrawn from Iraq so quickly some of the
terrorists would have found employment there.
On the other hand, terrorists have a pretty good gig as it is: millions
of dollars a day in revenue from captured oil fields; billions of dollars from captured
banks. These are examples of jobs that
Obama allowed to fall into terrorist hands.
It may be true, as the State Department’s Marie Harf
recently said, that we can’t kill all of the terrorists (so we must give them
jobs instead), but it would be fun trying.
The bottom line is that the terrorists are killing
because they are evil people, and Obama is lying to us because he’s an evil
man. God help this great nation with this fool man as commander-in-chief!