One hears that Barack Obama will soon no longer be the
ruler of the United States, and that an unprepared, unproven upstart named
Donald Trump will take his place. One also hears that Obama has promised the
frightened citizens of America (oddly enough, the frightened citizens of
America are the same people who voted for Donald Trump in a landslide to be their
president over Obama’s hand-picked choice of Hillary Clinton, so I’m not sure
who the idiot Obama thinks he’s trying to protect the American population
against) that he will “be there every step of the way” (what Obama means by
this promise is that he will live in Washington, DC and hold news conferences
hourly or daily, as needed) to alert the “frightened” population to the dangers
of Trump and to counter any and all changes Donald Trump tries to make to Obama’s
Socialist States of America as the evil Trump administration tries to undo
Obama’s legacy of crap.
So here’s my opinion of Obama’s promise:
Soon
Barack with a capital “O”,
From
the White House he will thankfully go,
He
said that with us he will stay,
Every
step of the way,
But
all I can tell him is “NO”.
Have nice life Obama, and please stay out of mine.
